December 2011
- me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
- everyone: new year new me <3
- me: nevermind
Hm, what kind of make up for a party says
“I’m attractive, but I am in no way easy and you need more than a few beers and a smile to get me alone with you.”
"As long as your balls are washed, I'm a happy camper."