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So today my boyfriend showed his mom a picture I...
It was a full body picture and she said ‘She’s so skinny! She’s getting too skinny. What has she been doing?’ My boyfriend just said ‘Idk, working out a lot’ [which is true]. Is it strange that I’m beaming over this and taking it as a compliment?
hes the one that taught me how to navigate. that and how to seduce a mermaid,...– Hephaestus (via n0goodtomedead)